#1 - Dr. Angus (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: The Cow Palace
Finisher: The Angus Slam
Biography: Simon Dean before Simon Dean was cool. Not that Simon Dean was ever cool. Won our hearts last year with his endearing, child-molestor smile and eerie mispronunciation of the word "pleasure". Represented in The Glossary. Beat out fellow colleagues Tomo, Satan, and Of Thugonomics to be the only doctor in the tournament. Inspired a few staffers to actually try the Angus, which is apparently terrible. Owns a monkey. One half of the BK Megapowers with The King himself. Business or Pleeeezure? When The Doctor is in, why not both?
First Opponent: Jek Porkins, won 9-5
Bonus Match #1 (w/ The Burger King): Spanky/Porkins, Lost 6-7
Second Opponent: Akio, Lost 3-12
Bonus Match #2: The Burger King, Won 9-5