#3 - Kurt Angle (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: The Mellon Arena
Finisher: Doing things despite a broken frickin' neck
Biography: Dr. Angus' illegitimate son. Wearing a tiny hat helped him land the #8 spot for Best Moment Ever. Caretaker of The Baby Game. Fought the good fight against ECW. Squirted all over everyone during Austin Appreciation Night. Despite his goofy streak, he's another guy who I view as too good/popular for Weekly Visitor. Which means I'm not really sure how he got a #3 seed. One for each "I", I guess. Or maybe I was drinking bleach when I handed these out.
First Opponent: Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Won 11-4
Second Opponent: Sean O'Haire, Won 8-5
Third Opponent: Stevie and Victoria, Lost 1-13