RULES:
- The people who put the
list together are: Everbody ever.
- We sat down and watched wrestling for about 3 weeks. The whole time we took notes. We watched absolutely everything. Shit, we even watched that episode of Enterprise where Big Show was a jolly green slave trader or whatever. After all this, we gathered our notes, and began to rank everyone. We considered the following traits: workrate, charisma, promo cutting ablility, gimmick overness, titles held, win/loss record and gawdiness of costume.
- The list is reflective,
but
not limited to, a wrestler's previous six month body of work.
- Any and all Japanese wrestlers must meet one of the following requirements:
Have been in a "garbage" match recently
employ the mist
are Jado/Gedo
have been in a porn/wrestled a porn star
have been jobbed out in the U.S.
desire to be a news anchor
instill us with hilarity when Jamie Noble yells their name
ARE JUST JAPANESE ROCK'N ROLLER!
- If a wrestler missed any dates between June 1, 2005 and January 1, 2006, they are ineligible
- If a wrestler is popular with a general North American wrestling audience, they are penalized.
- This page looked retarded under Hooker's template.
- All cases are reviewed independently. Any and all questions/complaints can be sent here