Version 2.0 - January 2004
Version 1.0 - November 2001
Remember, they must have wrestled within the
last 6 months! This is why your favorite wrestler is probably not on here. Do
not mail us to complain! For an explanation of how we came up with this wacky list, click here.
1. Jacqueline, obviously
2. ezSkinz
3. Officer Slater Vain/Vinny Valentino Ovah Heah (TIE)
4. 30 foot muthafucking moonsaults!
5. Haiku about Chris Benoit's inability to wipe his own ass
6. Victoria
7. Sean O'Haire
8. MIKAMI's Ladder
9. Stevie Richards
10. The Malenko/Jericho Dead Daddy feud
11. Poker Face
12. Vince Russo
13. HEEL Rock
14. Survival Tobita
15. Molly Holly's big fat ass
16. Judy Bagwell
17. Mark Cuban
18. Steve Blackman's beard
19. Antonio Inoki
20. Eddie Guerrero
21. Kinnikuman
22. Kanyon
23. Scott Fried
24. Christopher Nowinski's devil hair
25. Kurt Angle when he gets a new neck
26. Augie Ojeda
27. Nathan Jones' breast tumors
28. The Anderson Clan and their tradition-steeped tactics
29. Mae Young's hand
30. Bob Sapp
31. Hobo Sapp
32. The Hurricane
33. The Hurricane's online diary (LOL)
34. Mr. Perfect kicking some chess punk's ass
35. Lilian Garcia's deadly chin
36. "Just" Joe
37. A goof whose complete idiocy is suspected by the Rock
38. Brok Lesnar
39. Brock Lesnar
40. Brock Lesnar's noggin
41. Playing together
42. Alice Demott
43. Booker T getting punked out in the grocery store
44. Booker T moaning "AHHHHHHHHH I'MA GITCHOO" right after
45. Theodore Long
46. Jado/Gedo (TIE)
47. Paul Heyman
48. The Mean Street Posse
49. Johnathan Coachman's theme music
50. Katie Vick
51. Vince McMahon's priest
52. Pierre
53. Christian
54. Some 5'6" guy Vince McMahon will never hire
55. Lita's dog
56. TURBOGLIDE!!!!
57. FDR
58. Anything in a mask. Raccoons, especially.
59. The Asian hooker who builds Gundam models/BUDDHIST~!! (TIE)
60. Monster truck matches
61. Death by lint suffocation
62. Death by broken heart or whatever
63. VAM-PIE-RO! VAM-PIE-RO!
64. Delicious pies and cakes
65. Some unknown that all the smarks want to fellate
66. Chris Jericho
67. The interest of fairness
68. Matt Hardy
69. That's one of them there innuendoes
70. A broomstick
71. Ric Flair
72. Jonathan Coachman
73. Andy Kaufman
74. Sho Fu
75. Booker T
76. Three Minute Warning's Music
77. Brunt, FCA
78. Kevin Mask
79. Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight (TIE)
80. Professor Plum
81. Rey Mysterio
82. Red Mist(erio)
83. Raye, Miss Hin(i)o
84. Jamie Noble, boy
85. Tyson Dux
86. Raven's gay neighbor
87. Jesus
88. Bee Jesus
89. Mushed-up sex
90. Stevie Ray
91. Stevie Ray's creepy scars
92. Hansen's Energy Drink
93. Droz
94. Capture the Midget
95. The car that Big Show dropped on Hardcore Holly
96. The car Triple H was in that was dropped on it's cab by a forklift
97. Jameson
98. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
99. Bottles of beer on The Wall. Who died.
100. All the NWA guys I'm not aware of
101. ARM-BAR
102. (Admiral) ACK-BAR
103. Traps
104. La Parka
105. Joke Submissions
106. Whatever the hell Sabu is always pointing at
107. The Mysterious JG/EIW EandC (TIE)
108. Pants that say "Awesome" down this leg...
109. Rico
110. Papi Chulo
111. Edge Esse Holmes
112. The Ghost of Crash Holly
113. Tazzzzz
114. TAKA Michinoku
115. Those little bear-shaped squeeze bottles that you buy honey in
116. Boromir
117. Brock Lesnar's grammar
118. The Boo Barn
119. Tajiri
120. Christian's peeps
121. The time Brutus Beefcake tried to eat a boat
122. A flash in the pan is like a spunkacider
123. A whole pound of food men love
124. Ultimo Dragon, Velocity Legend
125. Victoria disciplining her own hand
126. Non-Televised Title Switches
127. Waving your hand in front of your face
128. Nerds
129. Edge's vertebrae
130. Chaarlie Haas
131. The time Batman fucking stabbed a cassowary with a hummingbird
132. Jo Jo Dillon
133. The Fucking Kick Trish In The Face Kick
134. Joey Numbaz
135. Yoshi Numbaz
136. Cat-Bo
137. David Flair
138. Akio, who's boring now
139. Jazz
140. The Detroit River
141. Chavo Guerrero
142. Li'l Naitch
143. Bob Holly
144. Bob Holly's robot arm
145. The trash can British Bulldog threw at Stephanie
146. I ate the garbage can
147. Wrestlers that are "Deceptively Stocky"
148. El Dandy
149. The mutant caterpillar things that live at nik and JOSH's house
150. Trish Stratus
151. The Big Show (in a suit)
152. getting my Nuts together
153. Lots of stupid inside jokes
154. People who collect rubber bands in a jar
155. Whysper
156. Shawn Michaels
157. The Yeti
158. Shane McMahon's homemade jerseys
159. The Cubs Fan
160. Lance Storm
161. A fine Canadian programme
162. FIGHT IT OUT!
163. Flea-ridden Kidman
164. Some Mexican midget
165. Colleena Gowen
166. Rhyno
167. Nivek Navillus
168. Shelton Benjamin/Shaniqua (TIE)
169. Always Pounding Ass
170. Giant Scum
171. Cousin Chewie
172. Genki Horiguchi
173. Genki Horiguchi's Hair, gone forever
174. Lamont the Slave
175. Kevin Kelly
176. Captain Death
177. "Sheik" Shawn Divari
178. Frying pan hands
179. Spoony bards
180. Rob Van Dam
181. That fat-legged Kurt Angle midget
182. Alexander Rozhenko
183. Worf
184. Learning to fall off a 20 foot ladder, King
185. Chris Benoit's archrival Doink the Clown
186. Instill yourself with the power of the ancient Aztecs in this skull cap.
187. David Lee Roth
188. Nation of Domination Express
189. Mutha Faye Dudley
190. Tony Holm (who's here to fight tonight Big Van Wader)
191. Nunzio Noble
192. The Little People Nation
193. Bacon Banana
194. Denny's
195. Sofa actually PAYING for this shit
196. The SOFA SLAM!
197. Greg "Gestapo" Groothius
198. Bore-Us Malenko
199. John Cena
200. Ruthless Rollups
201. Pikachu
202. Assorted Bashams
203. The Next Mideon
204. The First Mideon
205. Rockapella
206. Raven's corner pose
207. Christopher Nowinski, assuming he's still alive
208. Those masks TNM stole from Edge and Christian
209. Josh Mathews
210. Famine
211. Pestilence
212. Yuna
213. Crowbar
214. Those Bop-It commercials starring Kaientai
215. Test
216. C'mon Kane!
217. C'mon Tazz!
218. Come on!
219. feedback@wwf.com
220. bringbackstonecold.wwe.com
221. EDDIE MOES MY LAWN
222. How things are in the afterlife, Holmes
223. Michael "Shoelace" Cole
224. Mark Henry
225. Mad Stan
226. Grandma/Aunt Edna
227. Grandma Guerrero
228. Grandpa
229. Chad
230. Evil Chad
231. "Evil" Chad Collyer
232. Lotta fiends today, ya?
233. Bender B. Rodriguez
234. Funkmaster Flex
235. Any young, gay wrestler Shawn Michaels incubated
236. Fake Ciclopes
237. Linda McMahon's rape
238. Faarooq
239. Lemonade
240. Kane
241. Steroids McSuplex
242. What the fuck is "Garamond", anyway?
243. American Dragon
244. A fleet of gay ass pink Rolls-Royce ambulances
245. Kane's Satard power of projecting thoughts about ambulances
246. Faramir
247. This dog that looks exactly like Lita's ex-boyfriend Matt
248. Freddie
249. Bradshaw's gut
250. Demott's Turning Point
251. Blitzkrieg
252. El Nino
253. Taco
254. The ravioli jobbers from that Hardy Boyz commercial
255. Boobermonkeys/Old Country Buffet (TIE)
256. Dr. Satan
257. Maven/Maven's eyebrows (TIE)
258. Two-faced rappers who walk away with four shiners
259. Joey Styles' infomercial
260. eviljonhunt going to Florida for a wee
261. Chucky Shuffle
262. Shannon MOORE! MOORE! MOORE!
263. Balki Bartakomous
264. Butterbean
265. Buttlicker
266. Bonesaw McGraw
267. Bill Goldberg
268. The Goldberg Train-droid
269. That Mexican who delivered Big Show's laxative burritos
270. Robocrook
271. Robocop, especially when scaring Arn Anderson
272. Baruni's wife
273. Sean O'Haire's coat
274. Sean O'Haire's blitzball uniform
275. Eric Bischoff
276. The Blue Meanie's Flock of Seagulls shirt
277. The Big Show (not in a suit)
278. The crotch tunnel
279. Rubber matches
280. Screamin' Daphne
281. Josh Mathews' recorder
282. ChainClaw
283. D-Lo Brown
284. Jumpy Japs
285. Antonio Alfonseca's extra fingers
286. Shuffling one's Johnson
287. Three Count's green circles
288. Wedge Antilles
289. Biggs Darklight, if "Darklight" is indeed his real last name.
290. Jek Porkins
291. CNN Space Correspondent Miles O'Brien
292. Val Venis
293. Nashhole
294. Don Zimmer
295. Ric Flair's passionate promo
296. Al Snow/Al Stone (TIE)
297. Mina Kochan (BWAHAHAHA!! YEAH!!)
298. "Internet Superstar" Bryan Lazores
299. Exploding William Regal
300. Disco Inferno's music video
301. LeBron James
302. Levon Dudley
303. The IWC 100
304. Orlando Jordan
305. The white women Orlando Jordan rapes
306. Kobe Bryant
307. Whoever took a dump in Sable's bag
308. The coal miner's glove
309. Zach Gowen's prosthetic leg
310. Even Selphie Would Hate A-Train
311. A-Train
312. Q-Train
313. Kevin Dunn
314. Chris Jericho's Terrible Photoshop Skills
315. Bling-Bling Buchanan
316. Debra
317. The Baby Game
318. Stephanie McMahon-Levesque
319. Triple H
320. NO CONTACT WITH AIRBORNE PLAYER ENTERING TRAMP
321. Gettin' Beefy Wit' It
322. Chucking Palumbo
323. Paul Heyman's credentials
324. Santa Claus
325. Raven's garbage bag skirt
326. Tohru
327. Tommy Dreamer
328. Flaming tarot cards
329. LIBERATION!
330. Michael Wilbon
331. "Precious Moments" figurines
332. Vince McMahon's stanky drawers
333. The Rock's ham sandwich
334. That guy. You know who I'm talking about. The one with the... yeah.
335. Come on Poppy, time for shodown
336. Meatwad
337. Blaming yourself
338. Blaming God
339. Rosey
340. Lawler making fun of the way anyone is dressed, ever
341. An infant dressed like a Jack-O-Lantern
342. The Jung Dragons stalking The Cat
343. Mummies Alive, unlike you
344. Weekly Visitor's only fan
345. Electrodust
346. Whoever committed that Class Three Clowning
347. Booker T dying of diabetes
348. Bill Demott's substitute teacher shirt
349. Hellfire
350. Brimstone
351. D-Von Dudley
352. The test tube Brok used to make Rey Jr
353. Ace Reporter Gregory Helms
354. Delita Hyral
355. Shelf Life
356. What he said
357. Rob Conway
358. Fat in the Hat/SHIT A HOG (TIE)
359. Spot the Cat
360. Your dog Spot
361. A liver spot
362. The Frere Jacques dance
363. Thuggin'
364. Buggin'
365. Mr. Gondor
366. SR5IFILTU
367. Where's Jerry Lynn?
368. That guy who's really concerned with protecting this house
369. Freelancer (whatever that is)
370. Evil digeridoo music
371. Tag in
372. Stomp
373. Tag out
374. Fernando the Midget
375. Steven William Regal's stomach virus
376. Any Orton
377. The Masked Debater
378. RVD's disappointment in the Baked Alaska
379. Gran Naniwa
380. Scented candles
381. Metabowhatever
382. "Crippled Face" Steve Austin
383. He hate me
384. Tank Abbott
385. Super Calo
386. Rene Dupree
387. The Babaganoush Family
388. The Panty Pals' wedding
389. Jewish people
390. "Cousin" Larry Appleton
391. What Ramza got
392. A tub of Ass Cream
393. El Toro Fuerte
394. Pepito or whatever the hell El Toro's little friend is named. Oh, Paco.
395. People with two legs
396. Zach Gowen
397. Hooker's hair
398. Waspinator's beard
399. El Pinto Grande
400. Jeff Jarrett
401. The Undertaker's wife
402. "Diamond" Dallas Page
403. "Diamond" Woody Paige
404. Not Found
405. People who pretend to be Dean Malenko
406. Dean Malenko
407. Lita Malenko
408. Steve Bartman
409. Elix Skipper
410. S.i.B. killing Sofa via Master S-word
411. mania
412. Mike Awesome and his Fat Bitches (TIE)
413. The Blow-Away diet
414. Hobbits
415. Rikishi's fat, useless ass
416. Tony Kornheiser
417. Clobberella
418. Testonia's Weed Inspector
419. Moppy and it's tragic death
420. Pepe
421. The other Pepe
422. The stunt granny
423. The stunt Stephanie McMahon
424. Matt Morgan
425. The town of Stratford, Connecticut
426. Spiders
427. Baby Spiders (but not Spiderbabies)
428. Spiderbabies (in prams)
429. Billy Gunn
430. That straw Randy Orton chews on
431. Tom Bombadil
432. StevieCorp investors
433. Satan
434. Jon "Motherfucking" Heidenreich
435. Adolf Hitler
436. Enraged Raspberry
437. Scott Steiner
438. Julian Bashir/Garak (TIE)
439. Pulling the R trigger on your Gamecube
440. Mr. Belding
441. The Odorific Big Chocobo
442. Chocobos in general
443. Mark Jindrak
444. Gary Busey
445. Iraqis
446. Johnny Stamboli/an ox (TIE)
447. Whatever the hell K-Kwik's calling himself now
448. Hydrogen
449. The pants of an Iron Chef
450. Face Rock
451. Fraggle Rock
452. Spanky's Rockadile Red shirt
453. The white boys from the White Boy Challenges
454. Simpsons Jokes
455. Super Shane Spear's love of terrible movies
456. Ms. TNM
457. Captain Sisko's baseball
458. Mojo Jojo
459. You know it's the Mack Militant
460. The Big Mutha Truckers
461. The Hollywood Stuntmen and their fluctuating fun level
462. "Rowdy" Roddy Fired
463. PROBABLY A SPAMMER
464. I hate Buh Buh Ray Dudley
465. That Choose Your Own Adventure I'm never going to finish
466. Team Suck Squad
467. get-beatdown.com
468. Lemurs
469. Donovan F. McNabb
470. Rush Limbaugh
471. Bod
472. The Mullets
473. Jerry Lawler
474. The "Hi-Potion" Thread
475. Wasted Potion
476. Miss Jackie's nipple
477. Buh Buh Ray Dudley's shorts
478. That Really Creepy Austinhead PPV Logo
479. Peyton-2-Marvin
480. Little Jonny
481. People who say words like "hubby" or "preggers"
482. Gail Kim
483. Gail Kim's Fellow Korean
484. Jay Mariotti
485. Mongo singing "take me out to the ballgame"
486. Big Red Evil Booger Devil
487. Brandon Groom
488. Billy Bride
489. "Filthy" Terri
490. Jim Ross
491. Special footage of Al and Dawn's honeymoon
492. Arn Anderson. Yeah, I said it.
493. Lance Storm's penis
494. Sliced Bread #494
495. The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot #3
496. "Big Bob Ryan" Sakoda
497. The Solar System
498. Max Kellerman
499. Fat Fatry
500. "Shame On You" Chris Benoit
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