Version 1.0 - November 2001 2001 -What the Hell?

Remember, they must have wrestled within the last 6 months! This is why your favorite wrestler is probably not on here. Do not mail us to complain! For an explanation of how we came up with this wacky list, click here.

1. Vince Russo
2. Ultimate Warrior
3. Scott Hall
4. Maven
5. Big Show
6. Rob Van Dam
7. Sinister Minister
8. Ernest "The Cat" Miller
9. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams
10. Sabu
11. Fonzie
12. Ralphus
13. Scott Steiner
14. Dude Love
15. Norman Smiley
16. Giant Silva
17. Spike Dudley's ECW girlfriend
18. Survival Tobita
19. LES Prettyboy
20. Curry Man
21. La Parka
22. Stephanie McMahon
23. A.C. Slater
24. Steve Corino
25. Molly Holly
26. Adam Crusher
27. Levon Dudley
28. Nick Patrick
29. Lance Storm
30. Cyrus
31. Kokushi
32. Vader
33. The Mad A-Rab
34. WHO AM I?
35. New Jack
36. Torrie Wilson
37. Ted Dibiase
38. Biomonster DNA
39. D'Lo Brown
40. Mike Awesome
41. Kanyon
42. Dick Togo
43. Gedo
44. Jado
45. WASPINATOR 69
46. Steve Blackman
47. Mean Gene
48. Mama Faye Dudley
49. Hardcore Holly
50. GCW's Jobber Ninjas
51. UFO Vader
52. Darth Vader
53. Papa Shango
54. The Disciplinarian
55. Dances With Dudley
56. Savio Vega
57. Alice Cooper
58. Papi Chulo
59. Los Boriquitas or whatever.
60. Sick Boy
61 Mikey Whipwreck
62. Johnny Polo
63. HAK
64. Lodi/Sign Guy Dudley (tie)
66. The Hurricane
67. Rey Mysterio Jr. (in spiderman mask)
68. Sabu (again)
69. Robocop
70. Linda McMahon
71. Socko
72. Big Show's father's grave
73. The (Ultimate) Warrior
74. Jake "the Snake" Roberts
75. Hayabusa
76. Big Stevie Cool
77. Dudley Dudley
78. Christian
79. The Undertaker
80. Bam Bam Bigelow
81. Vincent/Virgil (tie)
83. PEPE
74. "dancin'" Rikishi
75. "Injured due to Obesity" Rikishi
76. Jack Victory
77. GI Bro
78. Karl Malone
79. Tiger Jeet Singh
80. Automatic Warrior
81. Scotty Flamingo
82. Droz
83. Mankind
84. The Booty Man
85. Yokozuna
86. The Misfits
87. Ben Stiller
88. Test
89. The Great Muta
90. Macho Man Randy Savage
91. Rhyno
92. Lita
93. Swingin' Stevie
94. New Jack
95. Shrek
96. Sandman
97. Mark Henry
98. 911
99. Dink
100. The New Slim Jim Guy
101. Chris Jericho
103. Hulk Hogan
104. Nova
105. Sho Funaki
106. Chavo Gurrero
107. Lord Steven Regal
108. Lord Stevie Regal
109. Yoshiro Tajiri
110. Taz
111. "spoiled brat" Raven
112. Crash Holly (pre laziness)
113. Judy Bagwell
114. Tank Abbott
115. Ultimo Dragon
116. Giant Singh
117. Scotty Riggs
118. Scott Norton
119. Scotty 2 Hotty
120. Dances with Dudleys
121. Moppy
122. Joey Abs
123. Big Bossman's nightstick
124. Paul Bearer
125. The Goldberg Monster Truck
136. the 3rd Dog from the Hell in a Kennel match
137. Rowdy Roddy Piper
138. Fabulous Moolah
139. David Flair
140. Ric Flair
141. CIMA
142. Val Venis' towel
143. Old School HEEL beatdowns
144. Paul Heyman
145. Kane
146. Rusher Kimura
147. The "Fatty" Shower
148. William Regal
149. Steven Richards
140. Kurrgan
141. Gangrel
142. Sabu (yet again)
143. Oklahoma
144. La Cucaracha
145. That fat girl from Boston Public
146.Greenberg
147. The Masked Mumbler
148. Pierre
149.Lobo Fuerte
150. Parkita
151. David Arquette
152. That 17 year old who New Jack bladed
153. Mustafa
154. Mini Bret Hart
155. Mini Matt Hardy
156. Greco
157. Primetime Brian Lee
158. Sasuke's Junior
159. Greenberg
160. The Ninja formerly known as Tori (Currently known as FIRED!)
161. Bilvis Wesley
162. Billy Corgan
163. Stoker Ishikawa
164. Master P
165. Joe C
166. Hank the Dead Dwarf
167. Terra Ryzing
168. Some stupid Indy guy nobody's heard of.
169. Masa Chono
170. Kaz Hayashi as Glacier
171. Glacier
172. Motoko Baba
173. Giant Baba
174. Mini Baba
175. Charly Manson.
176. That dude who appeared in the chess piece and cut a promo while some Mexicans were playing chess.
177. <Rent this space!>
178. Mr. Hole-In-One Barry Darsow
179. Steve Urkel (Great episode)
180. Those dirty kids who run up and grab the smiley balls that LOS TECNICOS hand out.
181. Toshiaki Kawada's front teeth
182. Halloween
183. Perry "Walrus" Saturn (OMG Mr. TITO STRIKES AGAIN WITH A ZINGER!)
184. Ring Crew Guy or whatever.
185. Turbo
186. Bibleman
187. Dynamite Kid
188. Hat Guy and the guy next to him.
189. Droz
190. Pepper
191. Macho Man Randy Savage
192. Kane's talkboy.
193. Chyna
194. Manami Toyota
195. Junji.com
196. Weeklyvisitor.com
197. The REAL Real Double J: Jett Jackson
198. Sofa K. Amazing
199. Brad Armstrong
200. Steve Armstrong
201. Ric Ocasek
202. The Iron Shiek
203. The crocodile from the crocodile deathmatch
204. Kristy Myst
205. Will Sasso
206. Hooker T. Monkey
207. Neil Armstrong
208. Jerry Flynt
209. Sean Michaels
210. Kurt Angle's mom
211. Reed Flair
212. Ole Anderson
213. C.W. Anderson
214. Jon Anderson
215. Ian Anderson
216. Anybody but Arn Anderson
217. Ian Rotten
218. Rob Black
219. Owen Hart
220. Carrot Top
221. Mitsuharu Misawa
222. Booker Wee
223. Taz
224. Jeremy Borash
225. Brock Lesnar (That guy you've never seen but owns your face because we said so)
226. Harvina
227. The SAT (Spanish Announce Table)
228. The SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test)
229. That other SAT
230. CZW ring crew
231. CZW arena security
232. CZW ticket taker
233. CZW janitor
234. CZW marks
225. CZW wrestlers
236. XPW marks
237. XPW wrestlers
238. The end of this CZW/XPW gag.
239. Vince Gill
240. Mrs. Yamaguchi-san (HOT AS HELL)
241. That guy who used to introduce Double J and Southern Justice. Tex McOilcoot or something.
242. El Pinto Grande
243. Tajiri (pronounced: Tiejiri)
244. Tazz
245. Rocco
246. ICP
247. Keiji Muto
248. Kamala
249. Spike Dudley
250. TAKA
251. Chucky
252. Dink
253. Horace Hogan
254. Anybody that wears hockey gear to the ring
255. Ho #3
256. Steve Austin
257. Joel Gertner
256. VGA
257. Mokujin Ken
258. Tank
259. Cyndi Lauper
260. Leia Meow
261. Sting
262. Sting
263. NWO Sting.
264. Jim Steele
265. Wolf Hawkfield
266. King Kon Karn
267. Rainbow Mika
268. Reese
269. Malcolm
270 Dewey
271. Da Blue Guy
272. Starman
273. Steve Austin's Watch
274. What?
275. Dean Malenko's Titan Tron
276. Slick
277. The Shockmaster
278. Ashta Ashta, uch bein arg Alex Wright
279. Golga
280. That one Rainbow Coat that Sting wore.
281. The severed Hogan head that Sting gave to Hogan for Christmas.
282. Salt
283. Peppa'
284. Spinderella
285. Butterbean
286. Bass
287. The Dungeon of Doom
288. Naked Mideon
289. The Genius
290. Shane Douglas
291. the Red Mist
292. Big Dick Dudley
293. Kwee-Wee
294. Jushin Liger
295. Jyushin Lyger
296. Any chubby luchador
297. Bruce Hart
298. Buff Bagwell
299. Tatanka
300. Cactus Jack
301. Tommy Dreamer
302. Z-Gangsta
303. Triple H
304. Scott Hall's contract
305. Hulk Hogan running through the jungle to find the Dungeon of Doom
306. Junkyard Dog
307. Stevie Polo
308. Jacqueline
309. "Shoot" Promos
310. entry # 82
311. Shawn Michaels
312. Zangief
313. Tina
314. Terri Gold
315. Kurrgan
316. King Kong Bundy
317. Ivan Koloff
318. Drew Carey
319. Ivan 2 Jakoff
320. One of those chicks from Caged Heat
321. Tiger Mask 2 1/2
322. Tony Schiavone
323. Super Shredder
324. Bill Steiner
325. El Gato Blanco
326. Pentaxon
327.
328. Bertha Faye
329. Jason Sensation
330. Jimmy Hart
331. Victor Quionnes
332. The Urn
333. Sabu (one more time)
334. Sting getting bit by a dog
335. The Planet of the Apes Apes.
336. Haggar
337. That "Smack My Ass" song that is the theme of Survivor Series
338. Umbrellas
339. Arnold Schwartzenagger
340. Mr. Yoshida
341. Your favorite vegetables (GET IT?)
342. Angus McMahon
343. Good Ol' JR
344. Wifebeater
345. The Rock's daughter.
346. Vilano X-7
347. The Vilano that got his neck broken by Kanyon and Raven. That kicked ass.
348. Faarooq
349.  500 would be a hard number to achieve if you weren't a wrestling encyclopedia like we are!
350. TARU
351. Masaharu Morimoto
352.  Krang's meatsuit
353. Spiderman
354. One of those kids from Backyard Dogs.
355. Smelly
356. Buckwheat
357. Lou Thez
358. Rikidozan
359. Mr. Nanny
360. That other guy from Thunder in Paradise
361. Miss. Elizabeth
362. The fist from the Smackdown! set.
363. Rokusaburo Michiba
364. BB
365. Vilano II
366. Vilano VI
367. Mighty Mouse
368. Vilano XXX
369. Jeff Hardy
370. The Honky Tonk Man
371. That midget who Regal suplexed
372. Those Mexicans who dress up like KISS (tie)
376. International Objects
377. U R A SLAVE
378. The Demon
379. Mr. Wrestling #2
380. The Blue Blazer
381. Too Hot Scott Taylor
382. The Big Show's mother.
383. Prince Albert
384. Chen Kenichi
385. Power Warrior
386. Wingnut
387. HEELs that point at their head
388. Did Disco Inferno fight that kangaroo? If so, the kangaroo goes here.
389.  I thought 7 did.
390. Andre the Giant
391. Martha Hart
392. Helen Hart
393. Bret Hart
394. Evan Karagis
395. Madusa (get it? another POSITION joke! LOL We are geniuses! OMJ)
396. Gargamel
397. Pete Rose
398. Vampire Warrior
399. Forgotten titles
400. Vacated titles
401. Chyna's orgy
402. Ricky Steamboat
403.  Buh buh ray duh duh lee
404. K-Krush
405. Lemmy Kilmaster
406. Revolushun pro o man tehy are like purow but in teh america super psycho dragon fireball!
407. Jack Victory's HEELchair.
408. Rhyno
409. Beulah
410. Internet Wrestling Columnists
411. Smarks in general
412. Buzzsaw
413. Kenta Kobashi
414. Abdullah the Butcher
415. Hirokyuki Sakai
416. Kane
417. Mr. Miyagi
418. Aktu the Samoan
419. Batafa the Samoan
420. Rob Van Dam
421. Smarks in particular
422. Makju the Samoan
423. Samoa Joe
424. Yo momma
425. B. Real
426. Mini-psychosis
427. Eddie Vedder
428. Chen Kenichi
429. Sting
430. Low-ki
431. Vilano the Samoan
432. Mini Big Show
433.Super Psycho American Crazy Driver Dragon
434. Jody Fleisch
435. Eddie Guerrero's Hair
436. Eddie Guerrero's Titantron
437. X-Factor's old theme music
438. Eddie Guerrero
439. Eddy Guerrero
440. Vilano I
441. Crush
442. Jim Neidhart
443. John Tenta
444. Earthquake
445. Chairman Kaga
446.Vilano D
446. Chuck D
447.The WWF developmental wrestlers. (Tie)
479. Psychology
480. Japanese wrestling - IT'S ALL SPOTS!!!!
481. American wrestling - IT'S ALL SPOTS!!!!
482. Scott Kieth
483. Buff Bagwell
484. Capt. Lou Albano
485. Jerry Lawler
486. That musketeer guy from ECW
487. Mr. Yamaguchi-san
488. Minoru Tanaka
489. Daffney
490. Clobbersaurus
491. Jackie
492. RVD's WWF music aka "Not Walk"
493. Crash Holly's movie reviews
494. Jonathan Coachman
495. MOTYC matches
496. Top 500 lists
497. Fantasy Booking
498. Maven's Eyebrows
499. Big Show enjoys anal sex.
500. Chris Benoit
666. Damien 666 OMG LOL @ TAHT HOW FUNNAY!