"Spike TV drops in 15 days, so you better stop watching television by then." - TNM HEAT 6/1

"Who's this "your world is a metaphor" bullshit for? If it's Billy Gunn, I'll shoot myself in the face." - same

"Test sounds like Dean Malenko trying to sing like Pantera" - SOFA RAW 6/2

"Only Keith made some odd aside about how Chuck used to rip off Razor Ramon all the time. Remember when Chucky proposed to Billy by throwing a toothpick at him? Remember when Razor Ramon did the soundtrack to "Rock and Roll High School?" The match ended with Taker killing everyone before giving the nation of France the Last Ride through a stack of tables that included Hussein and Bin Ladin. The Undertaker rubbed Chuck, I think." - JG Smackdown 6/5

"Lance Cade warms up. Hooray for more boring white guys! Isn't Cade another graduate of the Shawn Michaels School For Confused Young Boys? Ecch." - TNM HEAT 6/8

"Nash + HBK have come out at 2 M.P.H. and, will arrive in the ring to help sometime next month." - SOFA RAW 6/9

" Jesus Christ. . .does Billy Gunn have pictures of Vince MaMahon with underage Asian boys or something?" - JG Smackdown 6/12

"Mister America gives Zack Gowan advice. Check this out: I was at a wrestling forum (for God knows what reason) and I saw someone seriously arguing that we should all cut Hogan some slack for selflessly doing everything in his power to give Zack Gowan the rub. He’s calling himself "Mister America" while fighting an evil corporate villain on behalf of a one-legged cancer survivor from a one-parent household, and some nettizen thought we should give him credit for putting his own best interests aside. And to make matters worse: I was about the twentieth one to respond to this post, and was the first to disagree. Sweet Jesus people are morons." - same

"Final thoughts: If I stopped and reviewed all the segments and gave it serious consideration, I’d probably end up making the same complaints as per usual and calling this a mediocre show. Hell, Mr. Ass is back. But...the fucking ring blew up. That’s entertainment." - same

"WHOA GAIL KIM NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MATRIX GIMMICK WHOA WHOA WHOA TAKE THE BLUE PILL" - TNM HEAT 6/15

"I think I was a lot like Foley when I was in elementary school in that for some reason I think I wore no kinds of pants but sweatpants" - Sofa 6/16 RAW

"That was an odd little segment that screamed "Lifetime Original Movie" but just might have worked if it didn’t come completely out of nowhere." - JG Smackdown 6/19

"I think Goldberg used a "push kick"." - TNM HEAT 6/22

"KANE KANE ALL KANE ALL THE TIME. I didn't even recall Katie Vick during Triple H's offer. I think I'm the WWE's target audience, in that I'm fantastically, fantastically stupid. They should handle Kane's unmasking like that one episode of Batman where the woman's not really disfigured, she's just an incredibly vain whore." - same

"PRE-RAW: I was stuck at work until about 9:15, so I missed what was surely a fabulous opening. However, some guy who came into the store looked a lot like Dean Malenko." - SOFA RAW 6/23

" it's Vince McMahon, and the size of his swagger has reached critical mass." - same

"Vince asks Zack to accept his apology. Zack says "no." Truly compelling stuff." - JG Smackdown 6/26

"GORGEOUS dropkick! You could be the next Maven, Garrison Cade!" - TNM HEAT 6/29

"The dropkick somehow wounded Cade more than its recipient. I was premature in proclaiming him the next Maven." - same

"Hurricane starts with a Tough Enough-sized amount of armdrags." - SOFA RAW 6/30

Oh, and what an illustrious career Garrison would go on to. You know, I wonder if July sucked as much as June?