JG made another RAW. Ubiquitously yours, Sofa. Also, semi-big project nears completion. Now stop playing as Heavy. srsly.

Sofa, again. Also below. There's a 20 minute inspirational package before this 2 week-old RAW, so watch out. Also, sorry about the delay. There's a semi-big project on the way, too. Woof.

This RAW is from July 14th, but fell through a wormhole and ended up here, now. I'm retconning Weekly Visitor's history here.

Imagine Sofa's voice here. Scaaaaaary! I don't know what the deal is with surprise wrestling recaps lately, but that is certainly not scary. Now get me pictures of Spiderman stealing from children!

Submitted by Da Mysterious JG on Sunday, August 24, 2007

This recap of Smackdown(!) was printed with the express written consent of Super Shane Spear and Major League Baseball.

Submitted by Sofa on Wednesday, May 28, 2007

Day Nine: Well, I'm Sofa and it's plain to see, that I'm Sofa and my name is Sofa. My Top 15 "WTF"?! Basically I act incredulous at shit. As per usual.

Day Eight: Baruni, my long lost undercover lover! Show us what it means to be alive and delicious!

Day Seven: Imagine the "You just selected a stage" music from Mega Man is playing here. A huge contributor Super Asia is approaching fast! Extreme March extends into April this year! That's how extreme it is.

Day Six: I'm not sure where he got the idea that I like Star Trek Voyager (a personal Worst of the Best), but JG clocks in at 1.21 Gigawatts of *.html. I'll stop talking about file formats tomorrow. Speaking of me, I really should probably finish my own list. Yikes.

Day Five: The *.htm trend continues with Waspie, and a list where I have no idea what is going on, other than I have now embraced being Proud of Travel. Disrespect travel, and die.

Day Four: Evk shows us that he and Hooker roll with *.htm instead of *.html. Weirdos. Evk sez: "Haruhi is overrated. You just foolin' you own ass." ... and scene. I'll be back some day with I'm sure another out-of-alphabetic-order list.

Day Three: Hooker??? This was supposed to be alphabetical order, what the heck is going on (holmes)? I wonder if Hitler could beat that big alien heart at the end of Contra?

Day Two: Where Nik's Electric Boogaloo roams. Oh, I'm all asmirk.

Holy Jesus is it March already? Well, time for blooming plum trees, birdsongs, and warm picnics with a loved one. I can't help but feel like there's something I'm forgetting. Like... the Motherfucking Weekly Visitor 15! There is a totally new format this year, so come with your pants pre-soiled with excitement. I'll wait until you come back. In the mean time, Al Creed has been so kind as to write our first Top 15 list, and I honestly think I'll steal his image format when I do mine. Oh, I'm all atwitter.

Submitted by Sofa on Wednesday, April 2, 2008

JG here. I posted some bloggish discussion of life and school and work on the messageboard which you may have missed. But here, I will bitch at great length about the hit video game Assassin's Creed. Come for the complaining, stay for the horrible puns.

Submitted by Da Mysterious JG on Thursday, January 24, 2008

So I got another video game. Read about Persona 3, question why the hell I'm so lazy, and maybe even your own existence. C'mon, it'll be fun.

Submitted by Sofa on Sunday, December 16, 2007

It's the season finale of Doctor Who, 'Last of the Time Lords!' Two Time Lords enter, one Time Lord leaves. There can be only one. The world only needs one Snake, and one Big Boss. So does the title refer to the Doctor, or the Master? (Hint: it refers to the Doctor.)

Submitted by Da Mysterious JG on Monday, November 26, 2007

*Scary Music*
The aforementioned, dreaded Sumo vixens. Has been recapped.

Submitted by Evk on Sunday, November 4, 2007

Sofa here, using ventriloquism. FTP issues and also my computer dying have delayed Weekly Visitor's updates for some time now. Apologies. Things are still happening here. Evk will arrive soon with a review of the dreaded Sumo Vixens, and I have another video game review up my sleeve at some point, maybe when I finish the game. (Hah.) In the meantime, JG has written rebeaks of not one, but two episodes of Dr. Who. Featuring a little bit more Doctor Who.

Enjoy this episode of Doctor Who. Featuring almost no Doctor Who.

Who will the Family of Blood kill? Martha? Matron? Hornswoggle? Find out in this week's rebeak of Doctor Who.

DESE DALEKS BEEN SUPAH-SIZED!

Shut-up-stop-talking-cease-and-desist-there’s-a-good-web-surfer! It’s time for John Smith’s Excellent Adventure, Part The First.

Doctor Who takes last week’s single scene of a killer in a boiler room and turns it into an entire episode. It also features a lot more Don West references than I ever anticipated. I felt like I should have rebeaked it in a shirt and tie combo in matching metallic peach.

The Dalek one is coming soonish, but this week’s rebeak of Doctor Who takes last week’s single scene of a killer in a boiler room and turns it into an entire episode. It also features a lot more Don West references than I ever anticipated. I felt like I should have rebeaked it in a shirt and tie combo in matching metallic peach.

Circumstances beyond my control have delayed rebeaking that second half of the Dalek two-parter, so I’m afraid you’re gonna just have to imagine what the world is like with a Dalek in a suit who talks like Joey Wheeler. Well, unless you actually watched the show. But I’m soldiering on with the episode that came after that episode of Doctor Who. It’s chiefly about a scientist who eats things with his butt, and Martha's Moms.

In a shocking twist, our annoucer admits that he's HIV positive in WEW 6. I wish I was making that up.

Submitted by Evk on Tuesday, August 7, 2007

This week, The Daleks Take Manhattan. Next week, “Daleks Do Dallas.�Ep>This is a very special episode of Doctor Who. Very sad. Very poignant. Features giant crabs.

It took me no time at all to fall behind in this Whobeaking gig. It's time for last week's episode, Doctor Who versus Witches.

Changing gears slightly from RAW, here is the first episode of this season's run of Doctor Who starring a Scottish guy and a Black woman. Together, they are to be known as Black Angus.

The Benoit tragedy has led me to abandon rebeaking RAW. It led there in a very indirect way. But as chance would have it, I gave up on RAW shortly after r&b gave up on TNA but before I actually got around to reading about it. Wrestling just sucks right now. Therefore I plan to rebeak the new series of Doctor Who that starts tomorrow. Er...later today. Let me attempt to give you some background with this column in which I tell you about the first five Doctors. THERE ARE...TEN...DOCTORS!

I didn’t actually watch all of RAW, so I don’t know if The Iron Sheik did a hilarious eulogy or not. I doubt it. The WWE has washed their hands of Chris and I suppose I could too, but as a guy who writes about wrestling on the internets I am legally required to say something when an active wrestler dies, so here you are.